I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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