I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm having to shit out rocks
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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