i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Pants are for mortals
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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