but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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