...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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