I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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