sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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