glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
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small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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