Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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