I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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