Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Help. Why am I so naked?
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