the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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