I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
