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I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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