I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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