If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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