your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I cannot find my penis.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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