Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
it's like heaven, but drunker
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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