If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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