TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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