just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
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soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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