i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
This house was built for laser tag.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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