She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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