...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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