5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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