normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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