Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
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i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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