I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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