is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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