So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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