i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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