Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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