My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
