well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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