This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I want to be your penis for a week.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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