then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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