Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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