I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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