just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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