when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.