i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
why is half of my head shaved?
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