This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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