Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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