Soap is not a condiment
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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