Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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