seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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