Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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