I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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