What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I am naked and annoyed.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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