The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Never underestimate the power of titties
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