just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
