Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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