i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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