I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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