Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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