apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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