North Korea, Best Korea!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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